Tonight I find myself in the scariest motel I have ever stayed at in my life. If my posts stop all of a sudden please send the police to the Motel 6 in Little Rock Arkansas. On the bright side I am close enough to Graceland to be able to get there before noon tomorrow.

I could have stayed at a slightly nicer motel up the street but they wanted to charge me $20 more than the advertised price on a huge billboard I passed on the highway, sighting renovations as justification. I am not saying my life isn’t worth an extra $20 but my principals are worth way more. I am not going to support a business with such unethical practices.

Today I drove through what I would like to call the cow dung states. There was a lot more to smell than there was to see, although I did take a few side roads just to look around.

I am not sure what these guys are selling, but whatever it is I am buying.